Antiel Zahari
o Average Teenagero
oHopeless Romantico
o Lover of Felines o
  • doublewowee:

    does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work

    (via sherlocked-loki)

    • 230031
  • cosimaniehaaus:

    agentdarcy:

    friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

    as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

    image

    (x)

    (Source: assistantdarcy, via sherlocked-loki)

    • 113770
  • caseyanthonyofficial:

    When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

    image

    (via heliolisk)

    • 414494
  • troyesivan:

    hiiiiii everyone! 

    SO the time has come to release my first ever single, Happy Little Pill. I have spent the large majority of the last few years of my life on this website, hanging with you guys, that it only felt right to premiere it a day or two early on here haha

    I wrote this song during a bit of a rough time for someone super close to me, and for myself, and it still means as much to me as the day i wrote it, and i’m still as in love with it as the day i wrote it (which is rare for me!!). I couldn’t be prouder to be giving it to you guys today :’) Thanks for sticking around for so long, for supporting me and other online talent, and for now listening! I have the best and craziest and most committed audience in the world, and I love you all endlessly.

    Happy Little Pill is available everywhere July 25, along with the preorder for TRXYE.

    TRXYE is out August 15. 

    Click here to keep updated!

    <3

    Troye x

    Links: Twitter | Instagram | YouTube | Facebook

    • 110505
    • 110505
  • warsquirtle:

    Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

    (Source: wartortles, via communistbakery)

    • 603940
  • jennatalherpes:

    these r mums

     image

    this is a mummy

    image

    this is a mom

    image

    ur move, brits

    (Source: spork, via orgasm)

    • 14141
  • sherlockhoelmes:

    studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

    (Source: xaviary, via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 249670
    • 249670
  • moxiearien:

    cresentmoon2000:

    katiaobinger:

    the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

    PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

    bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 470459
  • vondell-swain:

    i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

    (Source: itsvondell, via pizza)

    • 335983
  • Aurora’s story (x)

    (Source: mickeyandcompany, via disneyineveryway)

    • 2642
    • 2642
  • "man i just found this, like, mutated plant in my yard…..im gonna stick it in a book"
    the first person who found a four leaf clover (via pemsylvania)
    • 485
  • beyonceish:

    today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 266066
  • (via pizza)

    • 158165
    • 158165
  • andrvw:

    black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

    (via communistbakery)

    • 295731
  • rhibros:

    tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

    image

    (via squidyword)

    • 173404